Elton John ... or Frankenstein? You decide.

Eltonstein.

Head of East Coast Sales for Yoga Journal:

Bunny Fensterheim.

Not making this up.

In August, 1976, CBS presented a prime-time dramatization of the obedience experiments [of Stanley Milgram] and the events surrounding them, titled "The Tenth Level." William Shatner had the starring role as Stephen Hunter, the Milgram-like scientist. Milgram served as a consultant for the film. While it contains a lot of fictional elements, it powerfully conveyed enough of the essence of the true story for its writer, George Bellak, to receive Honorable Mention in the American Psychological Association’s media awards for 1977.

"Alright, Spock, you've made your point. Now turn up the voltage."

How can you tell they're Canadian?

Are they covered in maple syrup? Are they wearing Leafs jerseys?

Wait—it's the beaver, isn't it?

Love and maple syrup shine like Embers warm, like thoughts divine They tell us it is spring Love and maple syrup stir The thoughts of people into words Of songs that they can sing —Gordon Lightfoot, "Love and Maple Syrup"

Idea for a pet relationship self-help book:

Men are from Mars, Dogs are from Pluto.

Idea for a Weird Al Yankovic album with Native American influences:

Polkahontas.

"The Executive Brain"? Who are they kidding?

I've dealt with executives....

You prefer with teeth ... or without?